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Howdy, fellow Draconiacs!  RazorFox here. Saph, meet Ennek.  Ennek, meet Saph. Those of you looking for a soundtrack to this page can once again pull up “Common Ground” by Rhythm Corps. This coming weekend, that being November 7 through 9, you can find me at NekoCon 17 in Hampton, Virginia, not too far from where I live, and it shall be my final Artist Alley appearance!  I announced earlier this year that, after 16 years of doing the Artist Alley at close to 100 conventions across the eastern United States, I’d be calling it a day and hanging it up at the end of 2014.  Well, my last con of any year is NekoCon, and so here we are. To clarify, I’m not retiring from drawing or cartooning or doing The Draconia Chronicles.  I’m just not going to do Artist Alley at conventions anymore.  After so many years, it’s become a bit of a grind and I’m ready to try something new with my paid vacation time. So if you wanna meet me and you can get to the mid-Atlantic, come on out and say hello!  It’s your last chance! Will Saph and Ennek continue to make beautiful music together?  Or will Kenzi crash this party?  Stay tuned…  ~__^ Take care, my fellow Draconiacs, and thanks for reading! =RazorFox.
  • Thanks! I wanted the two versions to be polar opposites, like a poetic prayer versus a rowdy drinking song! ^o^

    • Sable

      I just posted about what the song sounded like and saw it in the description, I’m dumb.

      • Well, as it says in the comic, the tune is the same as “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,” so just imagine the Dragon version as being sung by a church choir of castrati, and the Tiger version as being sung by someone who’s very drunk and very horny. ^__^;;

        • bostonianful .

          PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! oh my god! fricken enneks version of the song……..fricken hilarious! man, for once im actually glad tigers and dragons can’t understand each other. man, god knows what would happen if saph understood what she said. but none less, all i can say is……finally, FINALLY, we see some peace happening betweens dragons and tigers, for the first time sense this comic started. just hope kenzi stays there and doesn’t do anything rash.

  • mastergodai

    Sing it!

  • MaveriKat

    This may be personal bias talking… but I prefer the raunchier tiger version. X3

    • It’s got a great beat and you can dance to it… horizontally! ^o^

      • MaveriKat

        Or spoon to it as I’m sure the lady tigers would be on their hands and knees ‘rockin’ dat booty’. X3

        • And the song even politely requests that if you can’t handle that booty alone, you should bring a friend. ~__^

          • MaveriKat

            Tag-Teaming is only the polite thing to do. Those ladies need more than ONE male to get them to the point of ultimate soreness.

  • Now we wait until Kess finds out what Ennek did! Oh but that will be a while for that to happen. I’m glad Ennek was taking the opportunity to do something like this rather then murdering anything that isn’t a tiger xP!

    • Well, in an earlier conversation with Kess, Ennek seemed willing to give it a shot, and here she has her chance… and it involves singing a really dirty song. ^__^;;

  • Puffball

    Omfg, it figures the tiger version would be sexual xDD

    OMG THO! Aaaah! Aaaaah! Yaaaay! Saph looks like she almost can’t believe she’s 1) singing with a tiger, and 2) the tune to the different songs is the exact same. These two need to be friends now. I really hope they become friends 😀

    • Glad you’re digging this historic moment, and yeah, the Tiger version of the song’s a little bit more, um, “grown up” than the Dragon version. ^__^;;

  • Adam Carranco

    just join the fun kenzi, i mean you’re supposed to be a bard

    • Well, actually, it’s her sister Kanti who’s the bard, but Kenzi picked up a little bit of it from her. If anything, she’s probably cringing at Ennek’s apparent inability to remain on key. ^__^

  • alex_longfur

    Original versus parody, or other adaptation of the tune. Nice~

    • Same tune, way different lyrics. Each side would probably call the other side’s song a blatant, shameless ripoff. ^__^

      • James-Polymer

        What if both the Tigers and the Dragons picked up the tune from the *Foxes*? =o

  • Fillyfooler .

    Fuck you broke me with that, it’s just to funny.

    • Sorry! I should put disclaimers up next time warning people of excessive humor. ^__^

  • Fillyfooler .

    But I’d love to see a Dragon’s take on a Tiger child lullaby, which for the dragons is like some fearsome war song about blood and a love of killing, while the lullaby is about peace and security.

    • Just as the lyrics to this tune have diametrically opposed purposes, wouldn’t surprise me if there’s a Tiger lullaby that serves as a rallying song for the Dragons.

      • Fillyfooler .

        Umm RazorFox I was wondering do you know where I can learn what was going on before the comic started, cause I know it started with calendars and they had story with them. But I can’t find any pictures of the calendars where I can actually read the text, so I was wondering do you know of a place where I could get really good quality pics of the calendars or just like a text document with all the story text that was on the original calendars?

        Also, I just again went through the webcomic. From about 200 onwards and I found some missteps of internal logic. And basically they can be cleared up, I just got to ask one question. And that question is, in the pre-history of these 2 species and world were the two societies heavily patriarchally?

        Cause basically it makes no sense for the tigers, who are show to be a matriarchal society, to use male possessive pronouns when it comes to mating rites and rules, and for their males, who are shown to operate on a completely different social plane, to claim females, who are shown as the main lawmakers, hunters, rulers ect…, as property. The dragon’s I can let slide cause a lack of info leads to interesting headcanons, but yeah your universes internal logic doesn’t seem to agree with your explanation of tiger mating rites, rules and understandings.

        • bostonianful .

          dude, just go to the draconia chronicles wiki and go to the pre story category. it will explain everything that happened before the comic.

  • How about this? Saph- “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…” Ennek-“Thats a good lay!”
    my apologies to Dino on that. XD

    • That’s only if you’re face up. A lady Tiger might have a different view if she’s face down. ^__^

    • James-Polymer

      Kenzi pops up from the bushes: “It’s-a me!”

  • Vevans0009

    Kenzi…….shut up. Let this continue. We need to take risks.

    • Good luck convincing her of that.

      • Vevans0009

        Hence why she is my least favorite. XD

  • Gravedigger

    im actually surprised Ennek is singing a dirty tune

    • Glad you noticed! Just because she knows the song doesn’t necessarily mean she enjoys it. ^__^;;

      • Gravedigger

        true, its jut out of her character

  • Michael Halpern

    Still this is delaying them enough for someone who knows both languages to arrive..

    • But is there a bilingual individual around?

      • Michael Halpern

        Isn’t she heading in that direction?

      • Sojourner

        Isn’t Cinder bilingual? She was learning on the way there.

      • Valkeiper2012

        Yes. I believe the dragons were even looking for her.

  • Professor Fate

    Being peacemakers turned out badly for Ghandi and Sadat, maybe Saph and Ennek will fare better. Be cool, Kenzi if you want to live.

    • Gotta watch out for that wild card…

  • Tech

    Can’t make a proper comment. Laughing too hard.

    • Woohoo! I impaired a fan’s ability to comment! ^o^

  • Shadowkey392

    Great song! Great lyrics! And there goes Kenzi seemingly jumping to conclusions and getting the wrong idea. *sighs* I just love a random factor, don’t you?

    • Makes life more interesting. ~__^

  • The_Ture_Zoroark

    Lol those lyrics…they pretty sum up what I wanna do to them :3.

    • Well, it sounds like the Tigers already share that sentiment, though with each other. ^__^

      • The_Ture_Zoroark

        D: (crys)

        • bostonianful .

          oh don’t worry. you wanna know the difference between kilani and ennek? if kess hits ennek, ennek hits back 3 times harder.

          • The_Ture_Zoroark

            How does that help me?

          • bostonianful .

            it helps you understand that ennek may have a better chance of convincing the other tigers that peace is the best idea. and ennek won’t apologize for doing what she thinks is right.

        • James-Polymer

          I think Razor was referring to the first part of your comment; as we’ve seen with Kenzi and Rula, it does hold true.

  • Jenna Gouchae

    >< Doesn't take much to strike a traitorous assumption, does it?

    • Jenna Gouchae

      Wait, if their supposed to understand each other or something, how come their speech brackets are still different? [ ] <— Those.

      • They understand the tune, but not the lyrics. Yeah. Hence, the differing speech brackets, and the completely different meanings of their respective songs. ^__^

        • James-Polymer

          I imagine Saph would turn as red as…er…Red?…if she could understand Tigerian. =3

  • Bisano

    I would say: That is how you make friend. But… I hope its not a trick to actually attack.

    • Well, Kenzi seems to have her objections…

  • Panzer88

    Hope this leads to some steamy interspecies intercourse. Way deep down, (no pun intended) under all that lead, brass, and bravado, we all know Queen Oscura wants to get it on with the Tiger Princess. Giggity fucking goo. :3

    • James-Polymer

      I believe RazorFox already has some artwork with this theme on his FurAffinity page; just search for “Scissor Fight.” ;3

      • Panzer88

        That I do not doubt. XD

    • Mmmm, stripes atop scales…

  • Rick

    So much WIN!

    • Because of this moment of mutual kinship between a Dragon and a Tiger? Or because of Ennek’s tawdry lyrics? ^__^

  • Random person

    One side of the song has religion, the other: sex… Anyone else confused about that?

    • I think we know which side most will align themselves with. ^__^

  • Nathan Allmon

    I get the feeling that Ennek is about to get attacked. I also get the feeling that Saph will be adding a few words in tiger to the song next time she sings it.

    • That is unless Kenzi wishes to interject in this matter…

      • Nathan Allmon

        Oh no that’s who I feel will do the attacking out of aggravation that Ennek’s plan is working. You already have shown that Kenzi is irritated with the traitor statement.

  • Panzer88

    If it were me, I would start singing “pussy” by Rammstein. 😉 “Too big, too small. Doesn’t matter one size fit’s all. Zu Grob, Zu kleine, Er Konnte Etwas Grober Sein. Merzedes-Benz Und Autoban, Alleine in Aubland Das Fahren, Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnugen Ich Will Nur Spab, Mich Nicht Verlieben. Just a little bit. Just a little bitch! You’ve got a pussy, I have a dick, so what’s the problem? Let’s do it quick. So take me now before it’s too late. Life’s too short, so I can’t wait. Take me now, oh don’t you see, I can’t get laid in Germany.” XD

    • I’m sure that makes a great lullaby with a slower tempo and a different key. ^__^

  • JayJayForce

    I hate you RazorFox!
    I read comics out loud to my sister and although I haven’t started with Draconia yet, when I do, I’ll have to sing that song to her! Why do you do this to me?
    On a lighter note, Saph and Ennek look adorable together. I fully support them becoming besties over their love of singing. ( I really need to sit down and memorise their names, I swear I use to be good at that. )

    • Well, you got these two right! And if by “hate,” you secretly mean “love,” then I totally “hate” you, too!

      Tell you what, how about I give you some more family-friendly lyrics? Let’s try:

      Let’s go out and hunt some rats!
      We’re a pair of hungry cats!
      Snag their tails and hear their squeaks!
      Open wide and stuff your cheeks!
      Nothing beats the tasty treat
      Of that yummy rodent meat!

      Think it’ll work? ^__^

      • Valkeiper2012

        “Ahhh, oh sweet life” said the cat

        “you’re not on the business end of the food chain” said the rat.

      • JayJayForce

        Thanks for the song RazorFox! You truly are a man of many talents.
        I might still sing the song to her though just to see how red her face goes, well that or how many times she hits me over the head. 😛 Yeah, she’d prefer pretty much anything over Ennek’s song.
        I’m probably in a very small minority here, but even I prefer Saph’s version. Though with you showing off your skills, its got me wondering what a Songs of Draconia would look like. Probably more of this with a few violent war songs thrown in! 😛 Hmmm.. maybe the male Tigers would have a modified version of your cat song.

        • Thanks for the kind words, though keep in mind that “The Draconia Chronicles” has always been aimed at a mature audience, and this isn’t the first time the f-bomb’s been dropped, nor is it the first time explicit sexual references have been made. If you believe your sister to not be quite mature enough to handle the comic’s content, then I’d suggest that you enjoy it yourself and maybe introduce her to it when she’s a little older. There’ll be more to share by then! ^__^

          • JayJayForce

            Don’t worry Razor, while she might not yet be quite old enough for the gallery, she is way more mature than most her age. She’s just a prude. I also tell her beforehand about anything if I’m unsure whether she will like it or not.

  • Dakota Miyamoto

    It’s really hard to tell who the horniest out of all of these girls is

  • sulka

    I like seeing speciesim peaceful relation between different worlds I know that there are good foxes too
    you know when I watched Disney’s gargoyles goliath said I cannot make war on an entire world can you see that there are good humans than bad those are the people I like what I don’t like when I see transformers 4
    that the evil agent talking to caid that there are no good aliens or bad its just us or them and you choose them! well optimus fried him he promises tha he would not harm human but some humans your gonna have to kill and some nonhumans your gonna have to kill for your right to live. It is evil doing a genocidal on race or different species if they did they will blame another not just race but beliefs or disagreements with there point of view I know human and sentient being nature is like not pleasant

  • Dorcus

    Well, finally caught up. I recall first seeing this comic back when the newest one was a certain bloody and tragic death. Lost track until just now.

    A bit rough around the edges, but the running theme of a generational war and how good people can drive themselves to do perfectly awful things is well-presented. Also hot dragon chicks are always fun.

  • CinnamonSalve

    I honestly was just reading whenever I could come back, but… Well.

    Either this song is real black-and-white with it’s lyrics, or it’s pretty clear that the telephone game is in effect.